You have to say something. Let’s make it worth listening to.
A strong opening. A sharper observation. A story that earns its place. Sometimes a piece needs a thorough rewrite. Sometimes it needs one very good line.
Let’s find the humor that belongs in your message, and recognize what should stay out. You don’t have to become a comedian. You should still sound like yourself.
Examples
A little evidence.
Original illustrative samples, not commissioned client work.
Professional correspondence
“My rejection letters speak so highly of me that I’m considering using them as references.”
Presentation opening
“I was asked to keep this brief, engaging and informative. In the spirit of realistic goal-setting, I’m aiming for two.”
Business language, translated
Before: “We are undertaking a comprehensive review of our meeting cadence to optimize organizational efficiency.”
After: “We’re reviewing our meetings. The first finding is that we need fewer of them.”
The right line depends on the room. Your assignment begins with your audience, purpose and voice.
Services
Funny business. Clearly defined.
Introductory rates.
Opening Rescue — $95
Three alternative openings for one speech, presentation or professional post, tailored to your subject, audience and voice. Includes one revision of your chosen opening.
Human Translation — $125
A rewrite of up to 500 words of stiff professional copy into clear, natural language—with humor where it serves the message. Includes one revision.
The Speaker’s Finishing Pass — $250
A stronger opening, smoother transitions and a closing that lands. Editing of a supplied script of up to 1,500 words, with attention to spoken rhythm, personality and opportunities for humor. Includes one revision.
For the Occasion — Quoted individually
An introduction, retirement tribute, awards presentation or affectionate professional roast, written for the person and the room. Scope and price agreed after reviewing your brief.
How it works
First, tell me about the room.
1. Send the context
Share what you’re preparing, who it’s for, what you want it to accomplish and when you need it. Include your existing material if you have it.
2. We agree on the assignment
I confirm the scope, price, delivery date and payment arrangements before work begins.
3. You receive writing you can use
Your material is written or edited for the agreed purpose, with the revision included in your selected service.
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Humor works in business because it triggers neurological responses that build trust, lower stress, and make communication memorable.
Shockingly funny business writing. Appropriate for all pages.
Custom writing and editing for speeches, presentations, professional posts and special occasions. Intelligent humor, tailored to your voice, your audience and what you need to say.
Your sense of humor. Your dignity intact.